You gotta remember that I was an issue back then. It doesn't matter how smart you are, if you don't care enough or if you can't make the system work for you, it's not happening. I skipped a ton of classes and assignments and got into more trouble than any of it was worth. I slept around and got into fights and took drugs. [ Turns to her and points. ] If you start doing that, I'm kicking your ass.

[ Said with the tone of someone who knows for a fact that she won't, but just so you know. ]

There were definitely kids that deserved that degree more than I did, but... Uni just wasn't good for them. I wonder where they went.